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Showing posts with label Henri. le Chat Noir on Super Bowl. Show all posts
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Sunday, February 2, 2014

Henri, le Chat Noir on Super Bowl



Hello all, thieving filmmaker here. As many of you know, I am from Seattle. Though Henri could not possibly care less, the Seahawks are in the Super Bowl today, and I will be somewhat occupied. In lieu of a carefully crafted Henri post, please accept this existential joke: 

Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress, “I’d like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.” 

The waitress replies, “I’m sorry, Monsieur, but we’re out of cream. How about with no milk?”